Lucky number 7

Tonight while dressing for bed Spawn says to me, “Hey Mama, you know those balls in my scrotum? Well, I can suck them up inside. Wanna see?”

In case you were wondering, I said no and left stifling laughter. I tell Daddy-O and we are laughing together in the bathroom and we hear Spawn yell, “I know you are laughing about me!” Weakly and without conviction I say, “Nuh-uh.”

Also, sheerly by accident, I caused Spawn to loose his seventh tooth. He looks like a hillbilly on meth. But cute.