Its been so long blahblahblah since I have faithfully written in you. Its not like I have forgotten you or been too busy or don’t care.
Its not even like I am out of words to say. When you haven’t written in so long sometimes its hard to get back because the pressure to be witty, clever and relevant is oppressive.
Because, really folks, its just the internet, right?
Every time I feel like putting my hands on my hips and shouting for your kids to get off my lawn, shut down my FB account, stop looking all together something crazy happens. Sometimes its just a cat that looks like a minotaur cat/dead plucked chicken
But then sometimes its the story that my husband has been a part of for 25 years #donreadme