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You know what’s gross?

April 11, 2011

You have this patient who because of some misfortune and cancer has a giant hole in his neck so he can breath with a big red rubber tube stuffed down inside it and then you irrigate the stoma with a tiny little saline bullet and before you can stuff the catheter down his stoma he coughs and then sprays a bunch of throat snot and saline all over your face and hair.

And then you go home and take a Silkwood Shower and are not able to vomit because you are starving.

End scene.

I do not make enough money for any of this bullshiz.

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