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Pack up your troubles

March 8, 2011

Do you ever have those moments at work while you are wiping stool out of someone’s abdomen and get lost in the moment wondering what you are going to have for dinner? And if anyone cooked anything? Or if there is dessert? Should you eat the chocolate orange bread pudding you made for your co-workers or save it and take it to them tomorrow even though you are not scheduled?

But then the smell of sour stool mixed with infected flesh brings you back to the moment and you have to finish stuffing wet gauze in the wound so you can hurry up and go pee cause you might wet your pants as you have been holding it for about 97 minutes and you are glad you have your period and can’t wear tampons since your second kid was born and gee those pads save your pants from accidents at work.

Wait, where was I?

Nevermind, I am going to the bathroom.

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