Titles I would like to use but, well, may not be able to write the whole thing because christ, some people I know read this shit but less and less. I am less interesting. I am less readable? Whatever. Fuck them.
So, some titles I have been a circulatin in my head with no general purpose other than self amusement:
Like A Penthouse Letter, but with less cock
101 reasons to run away from home
What I did with the cat who keeps pissing on flat tray like surfaces despite the clear lack of liter
Exposed: My flabby stomach sees the sunlight as I don a bikini and I blind 3 small children
Cunt or Cock: the merits of them as insults OR I’m okay, you’re okay, genitals are fine
Shut up and go to your room: Love the 1950’s way of parenting-now with more cigarettes and booze
um. yep. thats about it.
send money. I am not yet a celebrity.