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February 9, 2009

Seriously, after, crap, how many years (and commas can this sentence have) will go by before I am not surprised by what words people google to arrive at my blog.

Take FUCKTARD. Its a great word and I am a fan as I am of all the four letter words that are nasty and cruel but fun to say. But really, how does someone decide to click on MOI when searching for fucktard. And why are you searching for fucktard?

Well, god bless you fucktard looker! Just wanted to give you a shout out…sorry you didn’t comment and hope I wasn’t too disappointing.

I am still getting people searching for gushing vagina, hairy vagina, bloody gushing hairy vagina, small vagina, UGLY vagina (that is secretly my fav!) and many other variations of vagina people could be interested in. While my discussing the vagina in the context of my Maternal/Newborn section of nursing school is a linear thought for me its a bit perplexing that while looking for an ugly vagina, and really, who isn’t, you decide to click on this blog. The one thing I can guarantee about the interwebs people is that you really don’t ever have to pay for porn on it because you can see most ANYTHING for free. Seriously. Its free. So why on earth would you look at the vagina pictures I have when you could find some sweet sweet loving kind of vaginas else wheres on the interwebs?

I think I see what the answer is.

You. are. a. fucktard.

Gosh Bless ya!

3 Comments leave one →
  1. February 9, 2009 2:39 pm

    Bwahahahahah….that was good. You said Fucktard. More than once. Hee hee.

  2. February 9, 2009 4:15 pm

    I have come to both love and hate the fact that I know what people are searching for on the internet. In addition to the people who’re looking for twisted things, sometimes they get here in search of the hopeful — things like “super neat office” — and I just wish I could tell them how very sorry I am.

  3. February 9, 2009 9:31 pm

    You have got to be shittin’ me… But oh how much fun it was to read! LOVE IT. (The blog, not the searching for Va J Js and Fucktards… there I said it…

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