Dear Woman in Marshalls,
First I want to say how nice you seem and really this kind of thing doesn’t happen to us very often. By the way, that color looks so nice on you. Anyway, usually my children go to bed at 6:30pm, yea, I know, LUCKY me and what not. I am not sure why it works that way, guess they are tired? ANYway I just wanted to say excuse me. Really and I am sorry.
The minions were rolling around on the ground and kicking each other and laughing and screaming just a wee bit too loudly but I really wanted to shop for some seriously discounted clothes that were really the it thing, like 9 months ago so thats why we were out so late.
I am sorry that we were blocking the aisle. Sorry Chica wouldn’t move her legs out of the way and when I was trying to use good manners for the family and tried to insist like 7 times that she also say excuse me, I am really sorry that she farted really loudly like an old man eating a can of beans. And then I am also sorry that we all burst into church giggles. And I am an atheist.
So, sorry. Please don’t talk about what a bad mother I am? K? Thanks, and really, those shoes are super cute.