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Thievery continues

April 23, 2008

completely cribbed,some answers and all.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? Butterflies, a photo I took at the NHM in NYC

Q. How many televisions you have in your house? 1 in the living room. One in the basement,not used.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? right cause they made me be right in kindergarten to prevent mental illness. It hasn’t worked.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? no, other than hair
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? hm. hm. My son out of the shower.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out? close

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? no, but sorta yes
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? I can and did change my name
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you? green and dark blue
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item? surely. and perhaps not things I will discuss here

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? i dont need money
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? no
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? i’d consder it, any offers?
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? probably
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000? probably not
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? nope

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket? a fruit leather wrapper and 36 cents
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good film? i thought it was funny
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house? hardwood
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? stand. people sit in showers?
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? um, 3? 4?

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you? i don’t text
Q: Last person who called you? D
Q: Person you hugged? Spawn

FAVOURITOLOGY

Q: Number? 6, I am fond of evil
Q: Season? spring, except for all the damn pollen in the air poisoning my son
Q: Colour? orange

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone? yeah, sure
Q: Mood? nervous about seeing open heart surgery tomorrow
Q: Listening to? the hum of my fridge and the silence of children in bed and asleep by 6:58pm
Q: Watching? my Mac
Q: Worrying about? my last clinical paper, my next two exams and my new job
Q: Wearing? silver flipper, red jeans, long off white linen shirt/dress, my  red/orange/white stripped b-suit cover up because I am pretending it is summer and I am at the pool

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning? to the bathroom to help Chica wipe her poopy ass
Q: What can you not wait to do? finish school
Q: Do you smile often? probably more than i should
Q: Are you a friendly person? sometimes.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. April 24, 2008 9:28 pm

    Symptomology: Severe Copycatorhea with complications of hilariosity, mimicment, and trivialitism to the point of risk of personality disorder. I’m very, very worried about your prognosis.

  2. April 25, 2008 5:50 am

    6:58 p.m.? WTF?!?!?

    Also, why does Chica always poop so early in the morning (and what is the punchline to this joke?)?

  3. April 25, 2008 11:09 am

    hey, cole! yeah, still kickin. A converted lefty, hm? Must tell you: just like old leftists, old lefties never disappear – they just recycle.

    Love this post. Good luck with the peering into an open heart (and all the rest that gets opened to get there)

  4. tracyann permalink
    April 26, 2008 1:12 am

    i sometimes sit on the shower floor…wierd? just some peace and alone time!

    xoxo
    tracyann

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