You’re a real big cookie
Did anyone else loose their minds last night watching American Idol and that cute girl after the stalker who’s new husband is a model and helped pick her songs sang Pat Benatar’s Hit Me With Your Best Shot?
Let me splain, no, let me sum up:
“You’re a real big cookie with a long history, of breakin’ little hearts like the one in me…”
Seriously, isn’t this, like the song Homer would sing if he was on a diet? Where is the cookie company all over this? Seriously, I had tears, I couldn’t speak, ask Debbi and still, now I can just think of it and I am going to pee myself just a little bit.
update 1/22/08……… reflecting upon this STILL makes me laugh uncontrolably. Yes, I peed myself a wee bit.Curse you Chica poo and all those ice creams I ate and my sad and distended bladder muscle. sigh.