Just so you know
If you are ever trying to convey to someone who Pete Sampras is you can tell them his first name is a nicname for penis and his last name rhymes with pampers. When you don’t know he is a giant tennis star. And has a unibrow.
I seriously will never be able to look at him the same again. I wonder if Pete’s girlfriend could be described as a ham wallet? Maybe his dad’s name is Dick and his mother’s name is Suzie.
Alcohol + no children + no husbands + games + taco dip + chocolate + Megan’s house = the best time ever