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January 5, 2008

If you are ever trying to convey to someone who Pete Sampras is you can tell them his first name is a nicname for penis and his last name rhymes with pampers. When you don’t know he is a giant tennis star. And has a unibrow.

I seriously will never be able to look at him the same again. I wonder if Pete’s girlfriend could be described as a ham wallet? Maybe his dad’s name is Dick and his mother’s name is Suzie.

Alcohol + no children + no husbands + games + taco dip + chocolate + Megan’s house = the best time ever

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. January 5, 2008 6:27 pm

    Agreed.

    I’m a little worried, though, because I can’t seem to find my ham wallet. Could I maybe have left it in Megan’s couch?

  2. January 5, 2008 11:51 pm

    Mrs. Ham Wallet is a very busy bee…

    http://imdb.com/name/nm0933098/

  3. donna permalink
    January 6, 2008 11:51 pm

    So true!!

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