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400+ and counting, dumbasses

November 15, 2007

Seriously I am considering ditching my nursing career and moving right into a career in porn. NO, I will not be performing but I could have a company that does net porn, cause, people, I have had over 400+ people coming to my stupid blog because of vaginas. Yes. I think they will be really disappointed in my linked imagery, no?

I think that is really what most people use the net for. Porn. Yep. That seems to be pretty much it.

NOW, while I have a larger somewhat more overstimulated audience can I ask a question? What is with all the air-fresheners in cars? I don’t get it? It is a really small space, your car, and some people will have multiple trees dangling from their windshields. They smell pretty intense. How fucking stinky is your car or perhaps how fucking much do you reek to feel compelled to put one of those freshener things in there? Just wondering.

**********okay, the end of the day number, 637 people looking for vaginas, googled it and clicked to me. HA. Nothing sexy about the vaginas I have seen lately. They are puffy, sore, bleeding and have just squeezed out a person. While I am a little over vaginas in general, I am very vagina friendly. I declare today, betuz of all the tools clicking to me,

LOVE A VAGINA DAY! 

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9 Comments leave one →
  1. caroline permalink
    November 16, 2007 2:59 am

    man i am with you on those damn air fresheners. they stink!! they make my nose hurt. they burn my nose hairs off.
    reel them in with vaginas and then take them down.

  2. November 16, 2007 3:09 am

    Thanks for the laugh. And no offense but by the ads I see on TV, American consumers seem obssessed with the odor of things. And yes, I hate the stink of car fresheners.

  3. November 16, 2007 3:21 am

    That’s funny, I was just looking at my stats and my top search queries are:

    “big fat pussy”
    “big fat pussies” (my personal fav, as more than one is better, right?)
    “eating vagina”
    “man eating vagina” (coming in at a close 2nd fav)

    WTF?!?!

  4. November 16, 2007 6:04 am

    Vagina-scented air fresheners! Do I hear a Google search for vagina-scented air fresheners? Going once, going twice . . . .

  5. November 16, 2007 4:46 pm

    I bet many of those vagina googlers would be in the market for a vagina-scented air freshener.

    Even long hours in the car, without access to pictures of vaginas and man-eating vaginas, could be spent in the presence of vaginas.

  6. November 17, 2007 5:08 pm

    Interesting that you associated vaginas and car air fresheners. And very funny that you got so many hits for vagina. You really got them good. The Nurse Ratched of Vaginas. Hmm. I titled my post today Lazy Day. Maybe I should change it to Lazy Vagina Day. Just to see the number of hits. It has nothing in it about vaginas. All this talk of vaginas today is going to get you another slew of those hits again. Ha! Aversive counter-conditioning for porn addicts!

  7. November 18, 2007 4:19 pm

    I cited your vagina posts in my vagina post today, so you’ll get some non-porn hits. I couldn’t help myself.

  8. November 21, 2007 4:01 pm

    I cannot believe I didn’t find your blog sooner!

    I missed your official “Vagina Day”. However, I’ll make a post about it anyway and cite your site, as it were…

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