Kid has mad skilz
We are walking out of the grocery store after stocking up on supplies to get us through tonight and Monday morning like ice cream and milk and I remark to Chica that her toenails are FINALLY not gray and black. They were filthy all weekend no matter how much I scrubbed. I say to Spawn that the bath they had and the long soak did the trick.
Spawn says, “Yea, we sure brought home a lot of our vacation.” I smile and ask him what he meant and he replied, “The dirt Mama, under our nails, we brought home a lot of our vacation under our nails.”
Of course he did betuz being dirty is what it is all about.
Fuck the hokey pokey.