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I know you are but what am I?

August 29, 2007

In the car the other day all is well and then Chica-Poo says to Daddy,

“Daddy, you are a grasshole.”
“I’m a what?” he says laughing.

“A grasshole!” she says in all seriousness.

Then yesterday after hanging up with a particular idiot I say to myself to release some of the rage I feel, “Goodness, she is such a stupid fucking bitch.”

Ever the good listener when she should not be, Chica says,” Mama, who is a pupid bucket mitch?”

sigh.

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  1. August 30, 2007 1:15 am

    Chicka-poo sounds like such a verbally gifted and innocent child, trying to make all the swearwords she hears fit into the innocent words of her daily child life. It’s so, so sweet and funny. We all should use her vocabulary.

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