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Happy 4th of July!

July 4, 2007

Celebrate your inner American redneck. Light shit on fire and watch it explode. Roast some dead flesh over an open fire made from highly combustible gas, get sunburned, get drunk on cheap beer and jello shooters and thank your President for a fabulous country because if you go to jail or get convicted of anything in the next few months he will pardon you even if you accidently roast your nephew on your new Weber grill and get your dog drunk on Pabst.

Happy 4th of July! WOOOOOooooooo—Independence, man.

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