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One year anniversary

April 9, 2007

In celebration I have another pirate joke to tell you.

This pirate and sailor were in a bar talking one day and the sailor notices the pirate has a peg leg, a hook for a hand and an eye patch. The sailor is curious and asks the old pirate what happened.

So the sailor asked him where he got the peg leg to which the Pirate replied, “Well matey,Ii got washed overbaord one night while we was in a fierce storm. An’ darn me if a shark didn’t go and bite off me leg.”

“Wow” says the sailor and then askes, “So what about your hand?”

The pirate answers, “Well, we was in a fierce fight while boarding a ship one time, and that’s when I got me hand cut off.”

“Geez.” said the sailor and asks finally, “Well, what’s up with the patch?”

The pirate answers, “A seagull pooped in my eye.” The sailor replies, “A seagull pooped in your eye and you lost your eye?”

The pirate said, “Well, it was the first day I had me hook.”

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. April 10, 2007 2:23 am

    One year of bloggin’ already? Congrats, kiddo.

  2. April 10, 2007 6:08 pm

    HAHAHA!

    And congratulations on your anniversary!!!!

    🙂

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