Hijacked vocabulary

Driving by a ultra cool car, dark green, shiny with white and green spinning rims sitting up high in the sky Spawn says,”Look at that car, its totally hijacked!”
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The baby cat Lucy sits on the sofa watching Chica wave her toy in front of her face and she tracks the  green spider back and forth [...]

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Good Morning

There is a strange clicking and grinding noise that floats up the stairs into my sleepy ears and my husband shouts down ,”Hey, stop that!”. A tiny girly “okaaaaayyy” pings back. We close out eyes because its Saturday, 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, GRINDGRINDGRINDscrapescrapescrape. “HEY. STOP THAT.” A tiny girl says perplexed, “OH? okkkkaaayyyy.”.
I give up and shuffle downstairs [...]

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Sprung

Its sunny and our basement is not flooding which is a miracle due to the strangely obsessive way my husband is mortaring our basement stone walls trying to keep out the water that threatens to pick our house and float it away. Spring is such a strange mix of bright colors and gray skies, petulant [...]

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ohferchrissakes

Its April. Holy bejebus. Consumed by work and then too happy that I am not there and have time to write here, I do not. sigh.
Its a weird job where you have to look at so many random penis’s and vagina’s and ask people when was the last time they pooped. My favorite annoying patients [...]

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