Wanted: Roomates

Large Victorian House, room/s available immediately.
Lovely Yard, Near a park, On Street Parking
Private bedroom and shared bathroom
Requirements: 
Must be able to wipe own ass at 4 am
Hang up your own coat
Not spill every single beverage you drink
May not talk to me and ask me questions before 9am
Must dress self and pick out own clothes
Must like vegetables
Must [...]

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