Don’t let it show

So punk rock with my multi-colored rat tail I sit on the floor of my bedroom and cut the sleeves off my clothes, alter my grandfathers pants so I can wear them without showing my butt and practice applying my eyeliner until I can do it without making my eyes look like tiny slits. I [...]

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5 reasons I rule

I don’t like these things but I like this person so,
5 greatest strengths as a writer:
1. I cuss a lot.
2. I make words up like pluffery. Well, I stole that from Spawn but I own his copy until he turns 18. Or learns to read and write better.
3. I have, little knowledge of gramar, and [...]

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And we’ll have fun, fun, fun until your patients pulls out their rectal tube….

Yes.  And practically flung it at me. Yes…his rectal tube. And he punched me 4 times in the face with his poopy mitt (it didn’t hurt, but yeeck!) and tried to bite me many times.
And, yes, ladies and germs, I have to pay someone else to do this. sigh.
And I still like it. And I [...]

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Sometimes its hard

It is hard to know where to be. Who to be. What to do. What would you do? How would you feel. Do you just feel something in your head but then if you are confronted would you feel differently?
We are learning about HIV and AIDS in school right now at the tail end of [...]

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hmmmm….candy filled

I am stinky betuz, “you are poopy mama! ewww.” Yes, well, at least you don’t have to wipe my butt and I rarely leave skid marks in my panties anymore. So there, I think but don’t say as I am grateful my stench drove her away and I have some peace for a moment on [...]

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Back to School Night: Panties optional

Spawn is mighty proud of his new school and it is Back to School night. We can see his class. Talk with his teachers and wander around the halls gawking. We all get spiffed up–me because I had clinical and did not wear my all white Nurse Ratchet uniform, Chica changed betuz she went to [...]

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In the end just like a baby

The sky is pink puffy purple over gray smoke with a dark blue horizon. There are crickets and birds and as our earth turns itself toward the day of sunshine and light this will be the last day for someone. Many someones. I see my patients faces in my mind and wonder if anyone has [...]

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International talk like a pirate day

Now this is holiday I can get behind. Now swab my deck or ye will walk da plank. RrrrrRRRrrrrrrr. That is a pirates favorite letter.
I have told all the pirate jokes I know..so a challenge there matey’s. Give me a joke or I’ll hook ye in da eye. AaaRRRRrrrrrrrr.

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The unbeatable foe

Stubborn and determined to not let the bastards grind me down I feel, at times, like my resolve is weakening. I have spent the better part of 15 years, as those who know me may question, not talking about –well anything really, to part of my family. I married into this family and they have [...]

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On a totally new tangent…

The Cliks are coming to my town! Yea! If you know me and want to hang out and go see them…join me. If you have not checked out their album….you are just dumb and stupid and wasting your time. Seriously. I really love this band and am psyched to catch them live.
I will need [...]

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