8 Things you don’t really care about but this nice man asked me to play and while I am tempted to lie….

So here are some things about me. 8 things. Why 8? Who came up with 8? Are they afraid of 10? Why not 11? OOooooh, I could pick 13 and then ask Debbi to play but she would be too afraid. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1. I use regular sized Tampons.
2. It worries me that I [...]

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My brain has melted and might be oozing out of my right nostil…

It is hot.
It is humid.
It is oppressive.
It is fetid.
It is hazy.
It is still.
It is unnecessary.
I am not amused.

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