66% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 46% Thinking, 40% Judging
I have a feeling you’re not going to like this much. Do I care? No.
How do I know? It’s because you hate criticism. You love to be loved and you’ll do anything to be accepted.
Unfortunately for you, I can see right through your insincere compliments and over-the-top greetings. No matter what you do, I’ll always hate you for what you are. An arrogant, unstable, overly enthusiastic scumbag.
I bet you’re pretty proud of your accomplishments, huh? You seem to achieve at whatever you put your little mind too. Trust me. Nobody likes the person who is good at everything. NOBODY LIKES YOU.
This might also have something to do with the fact that you’re a cheating machine. You’re just not the type of person to make long-term commitments. You enjoy seeing “what could be”, rather than being satisfied with “what is.” This, of course, means you often leave others in the dust while you seek out another lover.
Well, at least you’re not the one left in the dust.
Unfortunately, when you’re the one lying in the gutter with a bloody knife in your back, you might think differently.
Thanks to Jackie for this fun, fun, fun link. Wow. Confirmation, for all of you who have thought this for a long time but were too shy to say so.

Huh, I thought your results say you’re and ENTJ? I am a scumbag too. Always test as an ENFP although recently my test results showed me to be a dictator, ENTP.
I swing between INFP and INTP, between “Almost Perfect” and “Loser.” I used to be an “E,” but now I like people less and cogitating more. I can’t speak coherently without at least 20 minutes of thought—talking to me is like talking to the Mars rover.
However I am a Libra (year of the dog) so my schizonature makes absolute sense to me. A bigger trouble is that, for a few moments everyday, I actually believe these classifications totally nail me.