For granted

You wander around in your lipgloss and coolest jeans waiting to casually on purpose bump into the person you will spend the rest of your life with. Trying to never burp or fart in front of them and sucking in your stomach and making sure your armpits are always smelling nice is an exhausting process [...]

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Warning: Woman may loose her mind and drink a lot

I am just warning anyone who might like me and hang out with me….if I fail this semester at school I will NOT be pleasant to be around. I will be drunk. Unwashed. Snarly. And very, very, very weepy.
The end of my semester is nearing and I am starting to freak out. I should be [...]

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Not in a million years

Is it any wonder that the United States has never elected a female Vice President or President considering the obvious values prized in a leader as evidenced by the latest presidents elected over the last 50 years? So many countries elect presidents or prime ministers to govern their countries from the ranks of scholars and [...]

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Family values…OOOoooh I’ve got em!

scene: Spectacular birthday party thrown by my one christian friend. I adore her. I think she is just the greatest and am better for knowing her. I love her 4 boys and my two children adore playing with them. Their birthday theme was a “Knights Tournament” complete with jousting (with pool noodles), sword fighting (with [...]

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Hallelujah

Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard I farted and it left a little wee stain on my underwear.

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HI-ya!

Today was a great day. I got to give my first injection. It was a subcutaneous injection of low molecular weight heparin. AND I also got to change my patients IV bag.
Seriously, it was the coolest thing ever to do that injection. Sadly, I have to teach my patient how to do it himself beause [...]

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Always perfect

Horrid whining, crying, whining, crying, snorting, complaining, complaining, tattling, complaining, whining, whining, crying, complaining, tattling and crying. All over a tiny little flash light that Spawn found hidden in our sofa and is not in the mood to share right after he found it.
Jumping, rolling and leaping on the couch in the living room I [...]

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Guns are pointless in the hands of a non-criminal

Can I get an AMEN?
And I don’t even believe in god.

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This is not a time to turn to each other for comfort

The first thing I heard our asshole president say regarding the shooting in Blacksburg VA was,
“The president believes that there is a right for people to bear arms, but that all laws must be followed. Certainly, bringing a gun into a school dormitory and shooting … is against the law and something someone should be [...]

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Pointless drivel from someone fabulous

I have a new friend that has a new meme and he claims to be fabulous. I answered his request and he tried his best and this is the fucking result.
from my friend Fabulous,
Here you are, girl!  Tasty questions!

Is your last name “Slaw”?      No, but that would be a great drag name.

There isn’t much [...]

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