The partys over

School has officially begun and I am in my second day of class. It seems like way more reading than is humanly possible….last night I was required to read 7 chapters in 3 different books and complete an OSHA module with quizzes (13 in all).
Yikes. I am so afraid I am not up to it..you [...]

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Vaginas are crazy!

We are all sitting down to eat at a well know Italian restaurant chain famous for its salad refills and doughy breadsticks. Right before dinner we go to another well known chain of stores famous for cheap and fashionable clothes so dearest husband could buy some gloves because all of a sudden is bloody fucking [...]

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Be afraid, be very afraid

Did you know that 54 million people over the age of 18 in the USA do NOT believe in evolution?
Well, God said it, I believe it, so that settles it!

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I think I am in love with a guy named Wayne

After looking for a vanilla pudding recipe to make a trifle (yes, you want to come to my potluck tonight….if I forgot to invite you and I know you….COME ON OVER…I got my nurse uniform in and might just get drunk enough to try it on if Donna has her way!) AND, back to what [...]

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You so deserve it

Our first child, a son was born under very scary circumstances and I had been on bed-rest for premature labor, then my water broke, hospitalization, discovery that he was not growing and an emergency induction. My little chicken was born 1 day shy of 8 weeks but was the size of 12 weeks early at [...]

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Highlights

1.We were ordered to NOT sing “Happy Birthday” to Chica-Poo so we just shouted at her, “Happy Birthday”.
2.I got to ask everyone after she blew out her candle, “Who wants to eat a princess?”
3.We had one injury (a wee-lassie slipped on some spilled water? and bumped her butt while soaking it)
4. Chica-Poo only changed clothes [...]

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Bow to my expertise with butter and sugar

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I am doeing to be a Princess, mama?

Yes Chica-Poo…you are a princess today.

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Pick your friends, not your nose

To believe in the randomness that is a life or choose to believe that there some master plan—some grand design is something I think about all the time. I was talking with a new friend today about choices one makes about your appearance. It got me to thinking about some of the choices I have [...]

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Happy Birthday, cha-cha-cha

It is almost Princess Chica-Poo’s birthday. We are having a princess party and appropriate attire is required. I am making her a doll cake/princess thingy with a castle. I am cleaning, entertaining out of town guests and laying awake listening to my daughter yell for me. Busy, busy, busy.
I also do not have TB. Which [...]

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