The saga continues

This morning driving to school my spawn asks his friend how his face is. To reply, his best friend says, “Uh, fine….” And then his friend slaps himself in the face. 3 times.
Boys are queer.
And Oldest Spawn slept for 16 hours. Chica-Poo slept for 14 hours. Oldest Spawn responded when asked how he felt this [...]

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Rumplestiltskin has possessed my children

scene: car ride home from school with Debbi and crew. Late afternoon tuesday. car is rolling down the road to my house.
Spawn slaps best friend in the face. spawn: “I am gonna stab you in the eye. I will kill you.” more threats and insults to be improvised.
Best friend cries and holds his wounded face [...]

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