The miraculous qualities of Blue Lipstick in a Blue Purse

Sometimes you present your child with a present that you have agonized over its choice. Selected and weighed options carefully. Thought and intent lay in every molecule of the gift.
Then sometimes you go to the dollar store to stock up on some crap to distract your kids during your 10hour car ride to hell, I [...]

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Nananananananannananananannaanana BAT!

Out of the corner of my eye I see my fat assed diabetic pain in the ass cat leap across the foyer. This is uncharacteristic of him so upon closer examination, we see a large dark flying thing. I first think…OOOooooh. A big butterfly. BUT, it is even better. It is a tiny bat and [...]

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