I have several…
1. I make food in my boob that at one time fed two different small people.
2. I can not wrinkle my forehead because I mysteriously make botox in my body JUST for my forehead
3. I can stand on my toes…like on top of them and walk around. It use to hurt a lot less then it does not that I am old. When I was a wee lassie, I RAN on my toes curled under my foot.(think ballerine toe dancer)
Alas, none of these superior demonstations of my gianormous powers does anything to like save the world or anything.
If I could pick my super power…it would be to able to EAT ANY DAMN THING I WANT AND NEVER GAIN A POUND.
D's power would be "flying would be cool"
Et vous?
you could have done water ballet with the toe curl thing!
my superpower: interpreting handwriting, which comes in very handy as a medical social worker. i;m pretty good at understanding odd speech too(accents/dialects, speech impediements)
My super-powers are by and large, extraordinary magnifications of ordinary human abilities. Just as an ordinary man can hurl a baseball, when sick I can hurl an entire dinner into a toilet with the decibel volume of a jet airplane taking off. I can make my wife giggle and snort without even really trying. I can make police appear from nowhere when I get behind the wheel. I can pack a car tighter than a can of sardines and I can make infants multiply just by thinking about it real hard. However, the green diapers are my kryptonite. I can name that 80s tune in 4 notes and I can deflect any ball, punch or kick thrown my way right to my groin.
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keep on blogging
pleas tell me my power